Abs-olutely fake: Darryn Lyons stuns CBB housemate with his phoney washboard stomach

Aussie paparazzo admits to having contouring surgery that gives him a look the rest of his muscles can't match



By Daily Mail Reporter





Muscle Mary: Darren Lyons shows off his fake abs after having surgery to create the contour lines





It seems Amy Childs and Tara Reid aren't the only surgically-enhanced celebrities in the CBB house.



Australian paparazzo Darryn Lyons had an appointment on the doctor's table to create a set of abs.



Instead of sweating it out at the gym, the 46-year-old underwent the makeover procedure known as 'contouring', a procedure to give the illusion of a washboard stomach.





The pink-haired housemate bonded with co-star Paddy Doherty, 52, baring his topless body in the bedroom and telling him about the transformation.



His unusual torso had a superhero look to it, quiet obviously superficial as if he was wearing padding.



The star of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, who actually walked off the set of the latest series to appear on the Channel 5 reality show, seemed more interested in his wife out in the real world.



He was granted a call from Roseanne for their 34th wedding anniversary and despite the bravado of calling her 'woman', actually referred to her as 'my baby' on the phone.



Who needs a gym? Darryn tells housemate Paddy about going under the knife to create fake abs





As one of the eldest in the group, Darryn is shaping up to be something of a confidante.



Coronation Street star Lucien Laviscount told him that he fancies Amy, confessing: 'I think she’s an amazing girl and I just can’t stop thinking about her.'



In 1992, Darryn founded picture agency Big Pictures, later gaining notoriety for selling a photograph of David Beckham and Rebecca Loos to News of the World.



Slimmer: Darryn carried less weight than nowadays, as he's pictured here at the Kodak Press Awards in 1992





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That's a LOT of shampoo! Jedward almost unrecognisable as ditch their quiffs for the day on CBB after washing their hair

By JODY THOMPSON



Sorry, and you are? Jedward were almost unrecognisable today in the Celebrity Big Brother house after decided to ditch their quiffs and have flat hair for the day



It's a sight akin to the moment Dorothy pulls back the curtain to reveal that the fearsome Wizard Of Oz is just a meek and mild man with a microphone.



But Celebrity Big Brother fans weren't seeing things today - Jedward really did have flat hair.



The 19-year-old twins made the momentous decision to ditch their infamous quiffs for one day only after realising they had to wash their hair on camera.





Don't block the sink: The pair had made the momentous decision after washing each other's hair in the morning





Suits you: The pair then tried out numerous different hairstyles





The pair had to gird their loins however, and spent some time geeing themselves up in the CBB house bathroom to work up the courage to rinse all the hairspray and gel out of their dos and go au naturel.





Public unmasking: The pair realised that they'd have to be seen without their usual hairstyles as they had to wash their hair on camera





The boys - real names John and Edward Grimes - eventually decided that the time was right and said: 'We can do this, are you ready?'



To which the twin getting rinsed in what had temporarily become the Jedward salon said worriedly: 'Get more shampoo!'





Drama: The pain of going without their quiffs was etched on their faces for all to see





Hair raising: The twins love their usual style so much they gave housemate Kerry Katona the same do yesterday





The washer assured him: 'I'm going to get as much shampoo as I can. How much shampoo do you need? Okay you stay here, I'm going to get even more shampoo.'



However, the washee then suddenly became increasingly brave, and declared: 'We should have our hair flat today.'



His brother gasped: 'Yeah?'



But his sibling was resolute. 'Totally.'



And so it was decided, with Jedward declaring: 'Today's a big day! Our hair's flat!'



They were then interrupted from their flat hair revelations when The Only Way Is Essex star Amy Childs slunk in wearing just a towel and with her hair in curlers after having a shower.





What a lovely pair: Amy Childs and Lucian Lasviscount were pretending to be a couple today - and avoiding the paparazzi





He loves me, he loves me not: Lucien was pretending to be infatuated with Amy - or was he?





Historical romance: The pair appeared to be in character as Anthony and Cleopatra





Amy was perhaps making sure she looked at her best for Coronation Street star and fellow housemate Lucien Lasviscount.



Both of them said they'd be up for romance in the house before then went in - and it seems their fellow contestants are keen to see them paired off as a couple.



As the inmates larked around in the garden, paparazzi boss Darryn Lyons gushed: 'Don't they make a lovely couple?' and then pretended to be back at work and asked them to pose together.





Love is in the air: Paddy Doherty also got a call from his long-suffering wooo-man as it was their wedding anniversary





Lucien seemed more than happy to put his arms around Amy's shoulders and waist, but then TOWIE star Amy jokingly squealed: 'Oh my god, there's a pap!' and the pair pulled apart.



The spent the rest of the day play-acting that they were in fact a couple - with Lucien pretending to be infatuated with the redheaded beautician, while wearing an interesting wig.



And in other romantic CBB news, Paddy Doherty got a call from his long-suffering wife today - on what was their wedding anniversary.



The latest Celebrity Big Brother round-up is on tonight on Channel Five at 10pm.



Day 4: Jedward Hair Care







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That's a wrap! Jedward invent new dance while dressed in bandages for 'mummy task' as Mohamed Al Fayed makes guest appearance in the house

By JODY THOMPSON





Scroll down to see the Jedward 'mummy dance'...



Dance like an Egyptian: Jedward try and invent a new dance after being convinced that today's 'mummy task' would involve some choreography





Jedward were not so much walking as dancing like Egyptians today on Celebrity Big Brother as housemates were forced to wear bandage-like mummy costumes.



However, the contestants were initially left in the dark as to why they'd been dolled up in fancy dress as Big Brother failed to reveal what the actual task was.



As a result, hyperactive John and Edward decided that the mission must be to do a little dance - so they started putting together their own unique choreography.



Dancing to their own beat: The 19-year-old twins appeared to have their own shared inner beatbox



In tune: The pair appeared to have perfected a routine as they threw shapes together





Their interpretation of what it meant to be a mummy unsurprisingly involved jumping around a lot, as fellow bandaged-up housemates Darryn Lyons, Bobby Sabel and Paddy Doherty looked on laughing hysterically.



Ever practical Paddy however chimed in asking how they knew what the task was going to be.



He queried: 'How do you know what we're gonna do? Are we going to be doing what you're doing?'



Undead: The housemates were bandaged up further and then had to rise up on the sound of the gong



Special guest: Real-life Egyptian Mohamed Al Fayed was in the house to start the competition





Jedward exclaimed: 'We're telepathic! Or else we're probably going to just bury each other.'



They then had another think, and exclaimed: 'Oh my god, oh my god, someone's clearly going to be in a mummy, and we're probably going to have to unbandage someone then we'll find it's another housemate!'



The housemates had earlier moaned when they put on their costumes, with Tara Reid moaning: 'I look like I'm wearing a top hat.'



Shuuuutup! Amy Childs didn't look very happy at covering up her red locks with a bandage hat



Celebrities unwrapped: All the 11 housemates had to break free of their bandages and stand up as part of the task



Priorities: Tara Reid made sure she still put on her jewellery over the bandages





However, they all got stuck in, even putting on make-up to make themselves look more mummified.



After more bandaging however, they were instructed to lie in the CBB garden.



Former Harrods owner and real-life Egyptian Mohamed Al Fayed then made a guest appearance in the house as the task was finally revealed.



Helping hand: A laughing Al Fayed tries to help up a stricken housemate





In a game that owed a little to escapology, once Al Fayed - dressed in full pharaonic regalia - banged a gong, they had to break free of their bandages and stand up, with the last to rise from the dead deemed the loser.



To mass hilarity all round, Al Fayed proclaimed: 'Mummifed housemates, on hearing the gong, you may begin to rise.'



However, Amy Childs and Kerry Katona are laughing so hard, they don't seem to be able to even stand up.



The live episode of Celebrity Big Brother is on Channel Five tonight at 9.15pm.









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Fresh embarrassment for Mr Speaker as Sally Bercow reveals she makes him mop the floor - as she's nominated for eviction after just one day

By JODY THOMPSON





Scroll down to watch Sally claim she would have beaten Kerry Katona at the 'diva task'.



Revelations: Sally Bercow, wife of John Bercow, The House Of Commons Speaker, revealed on Celebrity Big Brother tonight that she makes him mop the floor





She left many cringing when she revealed how she'd persuaded her Speaker Of The House Of Commons husband John Bercow to let her go on Celebrity Big Brother on a 'dirty weekend'.



Now Sally Bercow has heaped yet more embarrassment on her embattled husband.



Not only was the 41-year-old nominated for eviction after just one day in the CBB house, today she revealed how she makes John does her household chores for her.





As My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding star Paddy Doherty got started cleaning the kitchen, Sally patronisingly said: 'That’s what I like to see, keep at it.’



However, when Paddy revealed that he didn't lift a finger at home, Sally, clearly baffled, replied: 'Don’t you do the housework at home then? Who does it?’

To which Paddy replied: ‘The girls.'



Sally then gushed: ‘Well, my husband puts a smile on my face when he unloads the dishwasher and makes me a cup of tea. And mops the floor. Yes, he mops the floor.’



Down and out? Sally is convinced that she will be the first to leave the Celebrity Big Brother house after being nominated for eviction by Kerry Katona



Uneasy truce: An emotional Kerry is convinced Sally hates her, while Mrs Speaker bitched that she would have made a better diva than the former Atomic Kitten star





She then spoke about how they do live in a ‘palace’ but they still have to do their own cleaning.



Speaking in the Diary Room on the Channel Five show tonight, she appeared to show a bit of self-awareness however and said she believed it would be her who got the boot.



She opined to Big Brother: 'It's been a rollercoaster of a day today I was gutted to be nominated by Kerry.



'I'm out. I'm up against Kerry, who's the nation's sweetheart and Bobby (model Bobby Sabel), who's gorgeous. And I'm not exactly Miss Popular.'



'But I'm philosophical about it. Not happy, but philosophical about it.'



Walking dead? Sally is convinced that she will be evicted from CBB in the public vote



It's a wrap: Sally in a bandage outfit for the mummy task on today's show with fellow contestant Darryn Lyons





She is up for eviction alongside Kerry, who was put up for it after failing the diva task, and model Bobby.



Kerry had to choose both and chose Sally because she said she had nothing in common with her.



With Bobby, the former Atomic Kitten star explained it was because they hadn't really had a proper conversation since going into the house together.



Morning after the night before: Ms Speaker getting ready with the others this morning



Philosophical: But Sally said she was not happy to be up for the first eviction in the house





However, at the surprise party thrown by Big Brother for paparazzi boss Darryn Lyons last night, a rather overly-refreshed Kerry revealed that she thought Sally now had it in for her for nominating her for eviction.



Talking to Darryn and Coronation Street star Lucien Lasviscount, she slurred: 'She hates me.'



Both men tacitly agreed with their silence after her outburst.



Big Brother has yet to reveal when the eviction will be, but its thought to be next Friday.













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Pass the soap! Jedward lather up a storm as they get into the Big Brother house spirit with a JOINT BUBBLE BATH

By HOLLY THOMAS



Need the sponge? John/Edward seems to be gazing rather intently into his twin's eyes in this rather strange shot



Being the Big Brother house, it was never going to be too long before a couple of guests grabbed an intimate bathtime moment.



But it wasn't romance on the agenda for the first pair brave enough to get under the bubbles (and cameras).



Never-dull duo Jedward eschewed their housemates and whacked out the smellies for a soap-sudded first day chez Big Brother.



The twins appeared perfectly comfortable sharing the (not very big) tub as they relaxed after what must have been an exhausting day.





What do you think John? The twins appeared to be considering an evening dip, testing the temperature with sock-clad toes



And not content to stay indoors, they also took their watery hijinks outdors when they woke up early the following morning, braving a dip in the swanky new pool.



They tested the water (oddly with sock-clad feet) first to decide whether they were man enough to take the plunge, then bravely stripped out of their smart suits to face the unusually chilly August air.





Water babies: Jedward got into the spirit of things immediately, putting on their (naturally) matching shorts

Naturally they were decked out in matching nautical style striped trunks for the entire experience.





Their gravity-defying hairdos remained immobile as ever, as pert after their dip as they were when they entered the house.



At one point it appeared that one twin was taking things rather more seriously than the other, glaring crossly at his brother, who was splashing him while he was attempting to swim lengths.



But all thoughts of exercise were soon far from both their minds as they lay back side by side and peacefully took in their surroundings.





You first! One of them takes the plunge as the other adjusts his trunks...





Little nippy: The boys looked a bit old, understandably since last night was unusually cold for August

Jedward are famous for their tendency to do everything together.





When news emerged that there were only going to be 11 beds available for the 12 housemates,the twins apparently exclaimed that it wouldn't be a problem as they insisted on sharing a bed anyway.



And who could forget the infamous moment on X Factor, when in reply to a question about their love lives John replied: 'We haven't really had a girlfriend, like a proper girlfriend.'







That's not funny: One twin seemed in a jokey mood, while the other was more interested in getting some lengths done





Chilled out: The pair appeared pretty relaxed about their new digs, in contrast to some of the other housemates





But despite their closeness, they seem to be getting on well with the other housemates.



The pair were excited to discover that Kerry Katona's hairstyle bore a remarkable resemblance to their trademark quiffs, and bonded with the singer and reality star over their matching 'dos.



They had much less trouble understanding the Warrington girl's accent than American Tara Reid, who couldn't even make out Kerry's name when they first met.





Is that a goblin under the bridge? No, it's Jedward!





Like triplets! Jedward were fascinated by the similarity between their trademark quiffs and fellow housemate Kerry Katona's hairstyle





Let's hope their high maintenance styles don't cause any unforeseen rifts. Jedward may provide some competition for the girls, having declared that they are prepared to 'fight for hairspray' with the girls.



They boys admitted they used up to a bottle a day.



Many are doubtless curious as to how the boys' crops look au naturel, but it may be a while before they find out. When one of the twins looked up after being disturbed in his sleep, the cameras caught his quiff in all its usual glory.





Night terror? One of the twins appeared to be disturbed in the night, though incredibly his hair remained intact





They're grrrrreat! The twins didn't disappoint when they rocked up to the house wearing tigger-esque tailcoats and panda-topped trainers





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Don't you know who I am?! Kerry Katona fails secret CBB mission after housemates vote Jedward biggest the diva - not her

By JODY THOMPSON



Gutted: Kerry Katona tonight failed her secret mission on Celebrity Big Brother - to be voted the biggest diva in the house by her housemates



Kerry Katona was dealt a triple blow on Celebrity Big Brother tonight after failing her secret mission to be voted the biggest diva amongst the 11 housemates.



The 30-year-old former Atomic Kitten star was given the task yesterday - the first to be given the housemates - on her first evening in the house.



However, despite a string of hilarious outbursts and demands - which were uncannily convincing - housemates unanimously voted Jedward, 19, the biggest house diva.





Diva queen: Kerry was uncannily convincing as a diva, seen here throwing herself to the floor to demand cigarettes from Big Brother





Kerry's punishment for failing was being the first housemate to be nominated for eviction - then she had to pick TWO other housemates to be up for the chop.



Kerry had to make her choice during tonight's live show as housemates watched her agonise over her decisions in the living room as a crowd outside the house, egged on by host Brian Dowling, cheered and booed.







Up in arms: But Kerry's strop failed to get her the votes for biggest diva





Clearly upset at her punishment, Kerry procrastinated for ages before picking model Bobby Sabel, 25, and Sally Bercow, 41, wife of House Of Commons speaker John.



She almost appeared in physical pain as she squirmed in her chair trying to make up her mind.





Down and out: In fact, the housemates had hardly noticed when she threw herself on the floor for her faux tantrum





Kerry exclaimed: 'This is so unfair! Oh god. Oh my god. This is awful. This is really horrible. Okay, okay. I can't do this! I'm going to nominate...Bobby. Because I don't really know. I've tried talking to me, but I don't really know him and he won't open up to me. I just can't talk to him properly yet.



'This is awful, Can I not nominate myself again? I like them all. F*** a duck, I don't know! I want to go home! I want me mum.'





Agony: For failing the first task of this year's CBB, Kerry was told not only was she up for eviction - but she had to nominate two of her fellow housemates too





But under pressure from Big Brother - as the show headed to its close - she plumped for Sally as her final choice.



As part of her initial challenge, Kerry was ordered by Big Brother to throw an enormous diva strop in the league of 'Mariah Carey or John McCririck'.



Almost immediately after leaving the diary room, she started kicking off about not being given any cigarettes yet.





Struggling: The former Atomic Kitten star procrastinated for ages trying to make up her mind who to pic, saying she liked everyone in the house





Crushed: The star was left visibly upset at having to make her choices so soon into the show and at one point said she wanted to go home







Crying shame: As the credits for tonight's live show ran, Kerry was in tears as she explained her choices to her housemates





Laid bare: All the other 10 hosuemates watched Kerry make her choices as she was punished for failing the diva task





Smiling through: Model Bobby Sabel didn't seem too surprised at being picked for potential eviction by Kerry, who explained she just didn't know him that well





To finish her diva masterclass, she then had a complete tantrum, throwing herself on the floor screaming: 'I WANNA CIGARETTE AND I WANNIT NOW! COME ON BIG BROTHER, OH MY GOD!' to her housemates general bemusement.



However, the reality TV star was struggling, and as she walked off, out of earshot of the others, muttered: 'This is so unfair.'



Before her punishment for failing the diva task, Kerry had spent much of her day today getting over her diva exertions with some R&R in the Big Brother house garden wearing her bikini.





Order: Kerry meanwhile explained she'd chosen Sally Bercow as her second nomination for eviction as she didn't have much in common with her





Tearful: Kerry had said earlier that she thought Bobby was 'fit' before nominating him for eviction on tonight's show, which she clearly found upsetting





Despite modest temperatures of around 22C, the star donned a stripey two-piece and chatted to fellow bikini wearing housemates Tara Reid, 35, and Amy Childs, 21.



As they talked about the men in the house, Kerry confessed that model Bobby Sabel had caught her eye, but said she though the model was too young for her at 25.





Hot stuff: Kerry had earlier recovered from her diva antics in the sauna with housemate Amy Childs





Amy confessed she was single too but admitted a preference for Coronation Street actor Lucien Lasviscount, 19, but was quick to add: 'He's got a good body though doesn't he, what's his name, Lu,' referring to Lucien.



But she also said she thought he was too young for her at 19.



Kerry swooned: 'Yeah he's sweet, don't you fancy him? He's gorgeous, I think he's dead handsome.'











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